Consistency is too mainstream

read: whatever's relevant to me
  • Rareware Fans: "We want a new Banjo-Kazooie game! Just like how it used to be!"
  • Microsoft: "OKAY HERE'S SOME LEGO CARS WITH A FAT BEAR AND DUMB GAY BIRD"
  • Rareware Fans: "...oh... Well... Oh I know, let's turn to Nintendo. NINTENDO! We want a sequel to Donkey Kong 64! With a big open worl---"
  • Nintendo: "OKAY SO CHECK THIS. IT'S DONKEY KONG. BUT YOU CONTROL IT WITH BONGO DRUMS. REMEMBER THE BONGO DRUMS FROM DONKEY KONG 64? COOL, RIGHT?"
  • Rareware Fans: ".....okay that hurts. Uh, Microsoft. Come on. Conker. Remember how beautiful Live and Reloaded looked? Imagine how much you could do with a sequel two gens of consoles later. Come on."
  • Microsoft: "You want Conker in a game?"
  • Rareware Fans: "YES!"
  • Microsoft: "YOU WANT CONKER THE SQUIRREL OF BAD FUR DAY FAME IN A GAME!?"
  • Rareware Fans: "YES PLEASE"
  • Microsoft: "MAKE IT. YOUR FUCKING SELF."

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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jackhoward:

epic-vines:

I ruv you

Vine by: Shellie

ahhhhhhhhhhh :D

rufftoon:

dreamworkspenguins:

Check out a new clip from The Penguins of Madagascar movie, debuted during the DreamWorks Animation panel at Comic-Con!

This brings back good memory of working on the tv show. Still the same fun humour.

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  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN