Consistency is too mainstream

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the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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Tonight’s toast goes out to how we call cigarettes a girly, female version of cigars. Which makes sense because they’re far more dangerous and stronger in many ways. And they’ll kill you if you have many more than one.

—Elliott Morgan (via idolikemytoothpaste)

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